Temple recommend interviews can be too quick and formulaic. Here’s some suggested answers to spice up the interview and panic your Stake Presidency member:
“Do you sustain the General Authorities of the Church?”
Sure….Wait, does that include the German guy?
“Do you sustain the local authorities of the Church?”
All except the Ward Employment Specialist. I think he’s on the take.
“Are you honest in your dealings with your fellow men?”
We’re just talking about the men, right?
“Do you keep the Word of Wisdom?”
That depends. Are we all agreed that marijuana is not a “hot drink?”
“Do you keep the Law of Chastity?”
Whoa…hold on second. That’s a LAW?
“Do you have any problems with pornography?”
No problems at all. I’ve got broadband and a wicked fast router.
“Is there anything about your relationship with your family that is not in harmony with the teachings of the Church?”
Have you been talking to my parole officer? ‘Cause I’m telling you now, that dude is a liar.